No one wants to see… Buzz: Hey, Sarge! What are you doing? (Sarge and his last two Soilders climb to the window sill.) Sarge: War’s over, folks. Woody: Look, every toy goes through this. Hamm: (OFFSCREEN) Yeah, but now it’s here. Potato Head: Orderly? Don’t you get it? We’re done! Finished! Over the hill! Woody: Hey, hey, hey, now. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Buzz: (OFFSCREEN) We’re going into attic mode, folks. All: What?! Woody: Andy’s going to college any day now. Rex: But we can try again! Right? Woody: I’m callin’ it, guys. It’s about… Jessie: Being there for Andy. Woody: But we always said this job isn’t about getting played with. First off, we all knew Operation Playtime was a long shot. Everyone! A staff meeting! Hamm: (GROANS) Not again! Woody: Oh, come on. Slinky: (OFFSCREEN) We ain’t ever gettin’ played with. Potato Head: (OFFSCREEN) Who we kiddin’? The kid’s 17 years old. Rex: He held me! He actually held me! Hamm: (OFFSCREEN) Oh, this is just sad. Potato Head: (OFFSCREEN) Well, that went well. Andy: (OFFSCREEN) Then who was messing with my stuff? Molly: (OFFSCREEN) It wasn’t me. (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING) Andy: Hello? Hello? Anyone there? (GROANS) Molly, stay out of my room! Molly: (OFFSCREEN) I wasn’t in your room. Woody: (OFFSCREEN) Just like we rehearsed it, guys. (EXCLAIMS NERVOUSLY) (RINGING) Buzz: (OFFSCREEN) Target is on approach. Everyone ready? Jessie: We’re ready, Woody. Careful! Jessie: (OFFSCREEN) Ooh! Rex: Oh! Woody: All right, guys. (STAMMERING) I mean, why would I mind squeezing next to you? (CLEARING THROAT) Is it hot in here? Rex: Oh! Here they come! Woody: Sarge, you got it? Sarge: Mission accomplished. Potato Head: (SHUSHING) Jessie: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to ya? Buzz: Yes. Hamm: All right, whose foot’s in my face? Mr. Potato Head: Wait! I can’t find my other eye. Buzz, behind you!" "Got it, Woody." Voice Box: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! Andy: "Good work, Buzz." Yee-haw! (MIMICKING AIRPLANE) (LAUGHING) Woody: Okay, places, everyone. Andy: Yeah! Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS) "I came as fast as I could. Andy: Happy birthday! Andy’s Mom: (OFFSCREEN) Look how tall you’re getting. Andy: Happy birthday! Andy’s Mom: (OFFSCREEN) Oh, charming. Does the red light mean it’s going? (SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING) Andy’s Mom: (OFFSCREEN) Come on. Run for your lives! Andy’s Mom: Buster, get out of there. It’ll kill you." "Just do it." (MIMICS LASERFIRE) (MIMICS EXPLOSION) "You’re going to jail, Bart." (YELLS) "Watch out!" (ANDY’S MOM LAUGHING) Andy: Mom! Andy’s Mom: (OFFSCREEN) No, no, no. Potato Head: (CACKLING) Andy: (ANDY CACKLING) (OFFSCREEN) "Buzz, shoot your laser at my badge." "Woody, no. (LAUGHS) (ROARS) (WHIMPERS) (MONKEYS SCREAMING) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) Mr. Jessie: Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! Rex: (ROARING) Huh? Buzz: Evil Dr. (WHISTLES) Slinky: (GROWLS) (LAUGHING) Woody: Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs. Potato Head: You can’t touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with a built-in force field. Potato Head: Whoo-hoo! Aliens: Ooh! Woody: Reach for the sky. Buzz: To infinity and beyond! (LAUGHS) Mrs. Potato Head: Whoo-hoo! Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye! Jessie: Hee-yah! Woody: Hold him steady! Jessie: Woody, hurry! (GASPING) Jessie: No! (MUFFLED THUD) Buzz: Glad I could catch the train! Woody: Now let’s catch some criminals. Potato Head: It’s me or the kiddies, Sheriff. Potato Head: Hate to leave early, but our ride is here. Potato Head: I always wanted to go out with a bang! Jessie: Oh, no! Woody: The orphans! Mr. Potato Head: Jessie? Woody: Give it up, Bart! You’ve reached the end of the line! Mr. POTATO HEAD CACKLING) (GASPS) Jessie: I think you dropped something, mister. POTATO HEAD EXCLAIMING) Woody: One-Eyed Betty! Whoa! Whoa! (YELLING) (MR. Hey! (GROANING) Woody: You got a date with justice, One-Eyed Bart. Potato Head: (LAUGHING) Money, money, money.
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